1. shiphassailed:

    “i have no problem with homosexuals my best friend is one” says the tumblr user, causing angels to descend from heaven playing gorgeous harps and drape them in garlands of flowers, proclaiming them the number one gay rights activist of all time, literally incapable of homophobia, infallible and the winner of all internet arguments until the end of time, filled with the light of pure social justice righteousness, and the next coming of jesus christ himself

  2. torture

    empty-buckets:

    A hot sun cracks my lips

    A harsh wind scrapes at my skin

    I can’t breathe

    Vultures gnaw on my stomach, my liver

    Worms crawl through my arteries,

    Clogging up the already-useless veins.

    Bile begins to rise from the pit,

    Up through my gullet

    The sickly heat scratches its way up my throat

    And dribbles from the corner of my burning mouth

    Transparent circles crowd in on my eyes

    And insects crawl into my ears, dragging in sand on their feet

    Mother Nature

    Mother you have murdered me!

    Mother how long will you torture me?

    My arm falls limp to my side

    And I can do nothing but

    Let Nature take its everlasting toll

  3. lesbatronn:

For anon.

    lesbatronn:

    For anon.

  4. annikafagface:

    unfortunately being gay in real life is not as fun as it is on the internet

About me

I'm April and waiting for a time machine. I daydream like it's going out of fashion. I believe in magic. (I use the word shit a lot and for no reason.)     homeskillet



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